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Season 4 of Omnibus Night.

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Yes! Ooh, you brought wine.

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Come in, come in.

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It's going to relax you a little bit. I
know how you go with scary movies.

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Are the girls home?

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No, Stan's driving them to the agency
around the city tonight.

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Good man. It'll be just us tonight then.

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Girls night!

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I'll open it up.

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anything really unusual about Dan and
Blair lately?

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Like what?

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Like they're too close.

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I just think Dan has a soft spot for an
orphan. She's hardly an orphan.

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She's a porn exchange student.

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Didn't you choose her?

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If I remember right, wasn't it your idea
to bring the American girl into your

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house? I thought if we were to get Blair
here, then Lexi wouldn't leave for

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college.

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I'm not ready for her to leave the nest
yet.

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Just not yet, anyways.

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Well, what's going on? You act like
you're suspicious.

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Just come out with it. Tell me what
you're worried about.

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Alright.

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I think Dan's sleeping with Blair.

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It started out as intuition.

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A feeling that something was going on.

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Tell me the evidence.

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First, his behavior changed.

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We were both excited to do something for
an orphan girl.

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to bring them into a foreign exchange
student program.

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And when we adopted Lexi, it was
perfect, but it was different. She was a

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Blair's a woman. She's an 18 -year -old
woman.

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18 is still a teenager.

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When I first met Blair, she was giving
Dan the eyes right in front of me. I

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ended up going to bed early that night.
He came in at 1 a .m. and was so

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distant. He wouldn't pull me in, cuddle
me.

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hugged me. He was different. It's like
things had changed.

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The next night, it's like a switch had
flipped on him. He had told me that we

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could send her to a different family in
the foreign exchange program and that

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she wasn't fit for our family.

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And now he's warm again with her.

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And things are really strange.

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I told him that Blair could stay with
you.

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Hey, this is the first time I'm hearing
about this.

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I know.

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I know.

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I just wanted to hear what he would say
if I told him that I found her another

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place. I figured he would tell me no.

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Stop it. You're missing the point.

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He was outraged at the thought of
relieving. He raised his voice at me,

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never does that.

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He said that we would be rejecting a
vulnerable young woman.

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And that we should be her family just
like we were for Lexi.

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Just until Blair finishes her undergrad.

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Dan is handsome.

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You've always been a little jealous.

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I mean, you might just be a little too
suspicious.

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I have proof, Adriana.

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Blair would drop little hints to my wife
about our affair.

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I covered for Blair pretty well.

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I explained Blair's little g -string
under my bed.

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as her laundry got mixed up with ours,
and I lied and said that I gave Blair a

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chore of doing the family laundry.

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Our credit card was charged for a
cancelled cab, and I blame that on our

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daughter.

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Blair's lipstick was on my collar.

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Well, that was because I paid a visit to
my old unsteady aunt in an earthing

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home who wears the exact same shade of
red.

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The smell of sex in our bedroom right
before she came home from work.

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Darling, I told her, now you're getting
to be too suspicious. Maybe you should

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get some professional help.

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I had hoped turning the tables would
work, but I could feel my wife flipping

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farther and farther away.

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I had hoped our mutual friend, Adriana,
could talk some sense into her.

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You have to have an affair.

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What? Look, you've convinced me. He's
definitely cheating on you.

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Lies on top of lies.

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What are you going to do about it?

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Cheat?

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Absolutely. It'll make it even. You have
to cheat on him.

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I could never. I would never be able to
get away with that.

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You will or you won't, but at least this
way you'll be even.

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Don't tell me you haven't ever imagined
what it'd be like to have an affair.

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He's the first man you've ever been
with.

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Most girls have their first sexual
encounter with a girl.

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Really?

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Yes, and I'll bet you've never even
tried another woman.

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Well, I've never looked at a woman
without sexual attraction.

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I mean, I can tell if a woman's
beautiful or not.

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But not like guys.

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It's different.

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I want you to close your eyes.

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No, really.

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Come on, close your eyes.

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I can't see anything. It's really
necessary.

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What is this?

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Your brain needs to think. You don't
need your eyes distracting your thought

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process.

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Adriana, seriously?

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I can't buy into this new wave therapy
thing that you do. I'm having a serious

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crisis. Stop it.

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Just trust me.

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First, you need... to relax.

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And breathe in.

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Hold in.

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Deeper. Deep. Hold it all the way to the
bottom of your lungs.

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Now breathe out.

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One, two, three, four.

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And now breathe in.

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One, two, three, four.

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Exhale. One, two, three, four.

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Good girl.

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Okay, now keep breathing.

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And just hold it in and let it go.

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And again.

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Now I want you to think back throughout
the years when you first started having

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problems in your relationship with Dan.

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I want you to pinpoint when you
questioned that Dan was your soulmate.

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I would never.

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It's him that has the idea that he needs
someone else.

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If someone is straying, it's an
indication that something is wrong

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connection of both partners.

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Tell me, Sophie.

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Have you ever strayed before?

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No.

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Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.

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Tell me your sins.

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I mean, I guess I've flirted with other
guys before, but I never crossed the

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line in real life.

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Maybe in my dreams there's someone.

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What about in your dreams?

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I have a guy I dream about.

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He's just a fantasy.

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I want to feel like someone needs me.

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Like oxygen.

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I touch myself to this man I'm dreaming
of.

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But he has a past, though.

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And I show him how to trust and love.

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Just like with Dan.

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Now he doesn't need me anymore.

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Don't mention Dan anymore. Go back to
your dreams.

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And tell me what he looks like.

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He's tall, proud, handsome.

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He doesn't say much.

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He wears a suit.

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He's got some blisters and scars from
his hard -working...

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But his touch is soft against my skin.

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Does this man rescue you?

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No, we rescue each other.

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Keep breathing.

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He kisses you softly.

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Adriana, I just... I... I don't...

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I'm him.

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I want to make you feel good.

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I want to make you...

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You're so delicate and kind.

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You taste so good.

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Amen.